Crayons suck.

I hate crayons. I always have. I swear I was the only kid that hated crayons with such a passion that those who used crayons I disliked and didn’t trust. The feeling of the paper on the crayon and the wax itself is excruciating. I will always like my colored pencils. So what that I’m different. My childhood was the same as yours. Just without crayons. Screw you and your 64 crayon sharpening box. I like breaking my pencils on paper and sharpening them with the class sharpener. I don’t need to be like you. Come at me. I’ll step on your crayons and smile as they break under my feet.